I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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