apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
