Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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