I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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