Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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