The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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