Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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