Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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