now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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