Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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