my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I just found a bag of teeth...
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
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