fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
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