She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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