these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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