check it out our google latitudes are spooning
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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