I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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