talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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