whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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