I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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