So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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