I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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