Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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