You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
We are two peas in an std pod
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
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