We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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