no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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