it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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