Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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