She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I had to cum in my sink.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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