dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Randomize
