Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
i now understand why vodka
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