Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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