I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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