I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
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