Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I believe in your delicious
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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