They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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