awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Randomize
