He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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