so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Just cropdusted the office
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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