Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
did you just send me my own nude
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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