He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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