i just google imaged poop.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
It's shark week go big or go home
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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