I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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