I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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