butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
it glows. i had to have it.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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