nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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