Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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