Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
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I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
My feet surprised me
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