If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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