I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Do you have feelings for this penis?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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