so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
This is my gift to your gina
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
