There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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