its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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