so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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