Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Sober January is a disaster.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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