did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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